dude... for dummies

dude
Pronunciation:
\ˈdüd also ˈdyüd\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
origin unknown
Date:
1883

1: a man extremely fastidious in dress and manner : dandy
2: a city dweller unfamiliar with life on the range ; especially : an Easterner in the West
3: fellow , guy —sometimes used informally as a term of address ..hey, dude, what's up..
— dud·ish Listen to the pronunciation of dudish \ˈd(y)üd-ish\ adjective
— dud·ish·ly adverb
as per explanation given by webster online dictionary...

ok.. now am here to tell bout whats it gonna earn u the name dude(r what the dude does) here in my city Chennai,India.

*They never talk in their mother tongue , never ever.. only in broken english. if they utter a single word in other lang, only to ask its meanin .. else its a great sin.. they r thrown away from the league of 'dudes'

*They got to use only branded 'accessories', ie which are sold at 20 times the cost price,.. and whose price depreciate to one 20th of the cost price within a year.
right from jockey, axe to Giordano etc etc.. BRANDED

Date dudettes .. plural... shouldn fall into love.. until they are 30.. else.... out...

should give GRE, TOEFL n try to get into some foreign university for a masters degree.. (this trend is fast rising... would be starred soon)

* should have a funky bike.. dont have one, remodify old. Latest mobile.. the use of the mobile is strictly for communication with GF and bike is for commutation with them(GFs...),

*should do all crazy stuff,eg. pierce wherever is crazy r follow other dudes...

*follow EPL(english premier league), F1.. should discuss about those games n names of the teams, players(which most beginners/ normal people find it difficult to pronounce..) and give a damn to what happens in their own country r cricket

never should talk about social issues r political stuff.. they are not encouraged.


----------- if at all u feel that any one of the above is inappropriate to u.. "Dude.. thats the last time i call u so..."

PS- starred r compulsory

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