dude... for dummies

dude
Pronunciation:
\ˈdüd also ˈdyüd\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
origin unknown
Date:
1883

1: a man extremely fastidious in dress and manner : dandy
2: a city dweller unfamiliar with life on the range ; especially : an Easterner in the West
3: fellow , guy —sometimes used informally as a term of address ..hey, dude, what's up..
— dud·ish Listen to the pronunciation of dudish \ˈd(y)üd-ish\ adjective
— dud·ish·ly adverb
as per explanation given by webster online dictionary...

ok.. now am here to tell bout whats it gonna earn u the name dude(r what the dude does) here in my city Chennai,India.

*They never talk in their mother tongue , never ever.. only in broken english. if they utter a single word in other lang, only to ask its meanin .. else its a great sin.. they r thrown away from the league of 'dudes'

*They got to use only branded 'accessories', ie which are sold at 20 times the cost price,.. and whose price depreciate to one 20th of the cost price within a year.
right from jockey, axe to Giordano etc etc.. BRANDED

Date dudettes .. plural... shouldn fall into love.. until they are 30.. else.... out...

should give GRE, TOEFL n try to get into some foreign university for a masters degree.. (this trend is fast rising... would be starred soon)

* should have a funky bike.. dont have one, remodify old. Latest mobile.. the use of the mobile is strictly for communication with GF and bike is for commutation with them(GFs...),

*should do all crazy stuff,eg. pierce wherever is crazy r follow other dudes...

*follow EPL(english premier league), F1.. should discuss about those games n names of the teams, players(which most beginners/ normal people find it difficult to pronounce..) and give a damn to what happens in their own country r cricket

never should talk about social issues r political stuff.. they are not encouraged.


----------- if at all u feel that any one of the above is inappropriate to u.. "Dude.. thats the last time i call u so..."

PS- starred r compulsory

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my favourite movies

Movies tat top my list-
infernal affairs
pulp fiction
man from the earth
District B13
italian job
the french connection
oceans 11
life is beautiful
matrix trilogy
indiana jones trilogy
the prestige
one flew over the cuckoos nest
The Godfather I n III
labri de biciclette(the bicycle thief)
pirates of the Caribbean trilogy
no mans land
hotel rwanda
behind enemy lines
the shawshank redemption
butterfly effect
no mans land
foresst gump
the terminal
boys
thillu mullu
basha
thalapathy
kaaka kaaka
the schindlers list
phone booth
cast away
silence of the lambs
dil chata hai
Cinema paradiso

If at all.........